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| Pos | Team | Name | Latest | Total |
| 1 | Jeremy Beadles Goalkeaper Gloves | Dave Irwin | 25 | 227 |
| 2 | Big booted boney things on tour | Alan Brooks | 9 | 223 |
| 3 | Nook & Cranny's my team are f!!!ys | Kevin Rothwell | 22 | 206 |
| 4 | Euro Flops | Sean Halsey | 12 | 192 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagans Stiff Difference | Gary Pearson | 6 | 179 |
| 6 | The Atch is on fire | Kevin Atchison | 22 | 174 |
| 7 | KELLY'S CHICKEN BAPS | John Green | 3 | 170 |
| 8 | Billy's Mushroom | Steve Linsley | 12 | 169 |
| 9 | Ron Atkinsons Black and White Army | Alan Hall | 3 | 168 |
| 10 | There's only one Ronaldo! | Declan Deco Clark | 6 | 166 |
| 11 | EURO GENITALS | GEORGE REED | 3 | 163 |
| 12 | THE UNFRENCH CONNECTION | JOHN GIBSON | 3 | 162 |
| 13 | A cake of Cheese | Darren Dick | 3 | 158 |
| 14 | Where's Portugal | Chris Gibson | 3 | 155 |
| 14 | Unknown | Lee Willis | 6 | 155 |
| 16 | euro nly a small town in bolton | Robert Brooks | 6 | 154 |
| 17 | ANOTHER AFTERSHOCK EXPERIENCE | PETER DUFFY | 6 | 152 |
| 18 | 22 LEFT FEET ON TOUR | ROBBIE ORD | 22 | 148 |
| 19 | THE COCONUTS | MICKY JOYCE | 4 | 145 |
| 20 | EUROTRASH | PETER ALSOP | 12 | 143 |
| 21 | The F n B's | Bev Davison & Freda Tomlinson | 6 | 133 |
| 21 | Euro not singing anymore | Adam Crooks | 3 | 133 |
| 23 | Flying Pig | Tony Crawford | 12 | 131 |
| 24 | LIGHTNING REEDS ON TOUR AGAIN | STEVE REED | 3 | 126 |
| 25 | Dirty Dozen (minus 1) | Lynn Pye | 0 | 122 |
| 26 | EUROCAS | Graham Cassidy | 0 | 117 |
| 27 | Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings | Lozzer | 12 | 114 |
| 27 | NFC GIRLS | REED GIRLS | 0 | 114 |
| 29 | Stephen Hawkins Football Boots | Carl Mcguire | 6 | 113 |
| 30 | AUF WIEDERSEN ON PENS | ALAN REED | 6 | 106 |
| 31 | Land of Sh!t Kickers | Sir Kick a Lot | 12 | 104 |
| 32 | not specified | Michael Renton | 3 | 103 |
| 33 | The Late Arrivals | Michael Barratt | 3 | 101 |
| 34 | THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT | GARY LOCK | 3 | 92 |
| 34 | The Shootists | Tom Cramb | 6 | 92 |
| 36 | West Jesmond AFC | Rob Christie | 6 | 84 |
| 37 | Moss FC | Steve Ferriday | 0 | 73 |
| 38 | Heavans Got a Ghetto | Stuart Thug Life Anderson | 6 | 71 |
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