| Pos | Team | Name | Total |
| 1 | Cushty Numbers | John Askew | 1924 | | £550 |
| 2 | A Few Genitals More | Alan Watson | 1860 | | £300 |
| 3 | Rio Is Scum | Jason Jackson | 1825 | | £200 |
| 4 | AC Brown | Andrew Brown | 1824 | | £100 |
| 5 | Inter Me Nan | Darren Dick | 1814 | | £80 |
| 6 | Tammy & Hayley Select 2 from 4 | Gary Graham | 1792 | | £60 |
| 7 | Anything Will Do | Chris Mallett | 1790 | | £40 |
| 8 | W. I. L. T. F | John Barrow | 1781 | | £40 |
| 8 | Auf Wiedersehen A Yul and 2 Ladies | Alan Reed | 1781 | | £40 |
| 10 | The Lightning Reeds | Steven Reed | 1775 | | £40 |
| 11 | Anyone Fancy The Hot Beef Dip | Harry Hubber | 1736 |
| 12 | Phuckett Fupped Ducks | Gemma Cannell | 1733 |
| 13 | Dix'on Chicks | Barrie Dixon | 1731 |
| 14 | FTM | Rob Skelton | 1726 |
| 15 | Arthur Foxsake | Michael Renton | 1721 |
| 16 | Micky Disco's Sminky Pinky XI | Alan Brooks | 1710 |
| 16 | A Fist Full Of Genitals | George Reed | 1710 |
| 18 | The Coconuts | Paul Alexander | 1703 |
| 19 | 2 | Peter Duffy | 1701 |
| 20 | Kevin 'Cheaty Cheatoson' Atchison | Lee Willis | 1699 |
| 21 | Kelly's in re-hab | John Green | 1691 |
| 22 | Shankhouse Reserves | Garry Kirkup | 1685 |
| 23 | Jumbo and Chips | Micky Joyce | 1679 |
| 24 | In search of Chimpy's Marbles | Dave Henderson | 1672 |
| 25 | The Three Amigos | Mick Mulligan | 1671 |
| 26 | Spaghetti Genitals | Gary Ordal | 1666 |
| 27 | Dale's Destroyers | Dale Redpath | 1660 |
| 28 | This Season I Will Mostly Be Finishing Last | Alan Brooks | 1657 |
| 29 | The Team | David Peart | 1653 |
| 30 | Flying Turds | Tommy G & Louise | 1651 |
| 31 | Overtime Unlimited | Steve Shields | 1647 |
| 32 | Nobby Stiles & a Ring Of Fire | Dave Grieve | 1644 |
| 33 | The Good The Bad And The Genitals | Robbie Ord | 1643 |
| 34 | Recon United | David Nicholson | 1642 |
| 35 | Askew's Artists | John Askew | 1635 |
| 36 | Tonka Town | Chris Thompkins | 1633 |
| 37 | Reid's 'Should av boughts' | Wye Road | 1627 |
| 38 | Maggot's Army | Garry Harrison | 1626 |
| 39 | Badger Bashers | Robert Brooks | 1625 |
| 40 | Alcoholic Donkey | Carl McGuire | 1611 |
| 41 | The Super Fly Guys | David McKenry | 1595 |
| 41 | Lee Willis- Pure Scum-What A Cheat - I'm Disgusted | Kevin Atchison | 1595 |
| 43 | 3 | Steve Harvey | 1591 |
| 44 | Wear the Fox Hat | Andi McGeever | 1577 |
| 45 | Bye Bye Peter Reid | Graeme Henry | 1569 |
| 46 | Liquorice Alsops | Peter Alsop | 1568 |
| 47 | Wasington DC | Dan Carr | 1563 |
| 48 | Thunderpants - The Fantasy | Peter Stafford | 1560 |
| 49 | Tom's Piss Heads | Tom Cramb | 1555 |
| 50 | Little Pat's Trout Ticklers | George Green | 1552 |
| 51 | Slapper Allstars | Susan Maughan | 1550 |
| 52 | S Club 11 | Steve Linsley | 1542 |
| 53 | Cas City | Graham Cassidy | 1540 |
| 54 | Victory Mags | Jeff T Tiler | 1536 |
| 55 | In the Mixer | Simon Newbigin | 1531 |
| 56 | Slim Boy Fat | John Gibson | 1529 |
| 57 | Return Of The Mull | Michael Mulligan | 1519 |
| 58 | The Usual Suspects | Brian & Ian | 1514 |
| 59 | Sorted For Cheese And Peas | Sean Halsey | 1503 |
| 60 | Boss Hoggs XI | Lynn Wilson | 1496 |
| 61 | Baz's Smooth Operators | The Mystery Man | 1484 |
| 62 | JC and the Disciples | John Coates | 1478 |
| 63 | GG + DD's | Glynnis Thompkins | 1472 |
| 64 | Locks Stock | Gary Lock | 1471 |
| 65 | Don't 4get 2pac | Stu Anderson | 1464 |
| 66 | Down The Pan | The Reed Girls | 1458 |
| 66 | Flying Pig | Tony Crawford | 1458 |
| 68 | Charlie's Devils | Gill Glister | 1457 |
| 69 | Dancing The Sour Apple Quick Step With Dando | Gary Oates | 1452 |
| 70 | Fantasy Flops FC | Chris & Jenny Oates | 1447 |
| 70 | Eurotrash | Rob Skelton | 1447 |
| 72 | Probably Finnish Bottom XI | Chris Gibson | 1433 |
| 73 | Celtic Reserves | Lawrie O'Neill | 1418 |
| 74 | Wilson's Wanderers | Mark Wilson | 1407 |
| 75 | Lay That Pipe | Chris Joyce | 1399 |
| 76 | Last Again | Danny Packer | 1394 |
| 76 | Who the fcuk is Alice | Rosie Smith | 1394 |
| 78 | Harry Wells All Star XI | Peter Hindmarch | 1388 |
| 79 | Jolly Rodgers | Joanne Rodgers | 1375 |
| 80 | Micky + Max's Fun Boy 11 | George Green | 1372 |
| 81 | Athletico Colostomy | Ian McDonald | 1364 |
| 82 | Mackturkeyburgers | Abdul McTavish | 1363 |
| 83 | Leggs Eleven | V Legg | 1349 |
| 84 | Freestyler's | Chris Schofield | 1347 |
| 85 | Charl'burn Town | Maureen Christie | 1326 |
| 86 | Jackass | Martin Pringle | 1325 |
| 87 | Baisse Mon Cu - aka. EB Tvoyoo Matx | Julie Weatheritt | 1321 |
| 88 | Cookie's Crackerjacks | Steven Cook | 1313 |
| 89 | The Bootiful Game | David Matthews | 1287 |
| 90 | JB's Bad Boys | Jonny Bolam | 1282 |
| 91 | Chicks & Co. | Helen Nicky Kirsty and Laura | 1278 |
| 92 | 1 | Adam Pringle | 1219 |
| 93 | The Burbs | Denise Lane | 1212 |
| 94 | 5 | Peter Horton | 1190 |
| 95 | Gateshead's Goat Heads | Michael Barratt | 1084 |
| 96 | Chater's Challengers | Linda Chater | 963 |
